Hummer: Tired of the Stupid Truck? Download the Song!
Are you sick of these ludicrous vehicles that don't fit in parking places (even on the rare occasions that they're parked competently), can't stay in lane, and waste insane amounts of gasoline? Well, you can console yourself with a renewable resource: an electronic download of my latest song, "Hummer." It's got a near-future SF ending, features the bass harmonica (what better way to evoke a lumbering Hummer?), and ... well, let's just say I'm in no danger of having it licensed for use in a GM commercial.